Since the first case was reported in this country and the number of positive cases increasing day by day and some succumbing to the virus, it was expected that our lives would not remain the same again.
As it is in evolution, the strongest survive and the weak ones perish. An adjustment on our daily activities would help in flattening the curve, that is according to WHO guidelines.
For the case of my motherland where most people do casual jobs to put food on the table, we were advised to stay home or work from home if possible, to me this directive was not practical and realistic, it resulted in mass retrenchments of casual labourers or unpaid leave.
"If we treat this virus normally it will treat us abnormally", a saying by CS Health Mr. Mutahi Kagwe which is becoming a song to our ears. The virus has been greeting our relationships and marriages abnormally even though we have been treating it abnormally, with the Government imposing partial lockdowns, curfews and cessation of movement in some counties among them the two big cities, Nairobi and Mombasa.
Most citizens have been forced to adhere to the government directives for the fear of being left disabled or being sent six feer under by the ruthless men in uniform. Most families have been kept apart by these measures save for those who were together when the measures came into force, none the less they have too suffered.
" My wife now sees me as 'kwenda huko', because I no more provide the essentials to my young family", Ayany Jowi a resident of Kariadudu an informal settlement in Ruaraka Constituency said.
Those who used to send money to their loved ones in the village can no more do so with a lot of ease, this has led to disintegration of the families.
There are those of us who used to send money for salon, airtime, clothing, rent and what have you to our girlfriends and we no more do the same, we've been given red alerts that our relationship is quarantined or tested positive for covid-19 and is admitted at the ICU at Kenyatta National Hospital, the number of relationships and marriages going through this tragedy increases daily.
Those advising the president should take these issues into consideration lest we have a broken society where every girl aged between 10-19 years becomes a mother. Let us tolarate each other during this trying time, this thing won't last forever soon enough it will be gone and we will be back in the streets to toil and feed our families.
By Wilson Puma
Nairobi ( +16°) 08:51 17 June
Some people thinks that having a larger penis and a long pubic hair,characterizes their manhood. Something they dont understand is that large pubic hair brings problems like pubic lice infestation.
Pubic lice also known as crabs, are very small insects that infests your genital area, feed on your blood and causes intese itching in affected area. These lice lives on pubic hair and can also be found in eye lashes,armpit,hair and facial hair.
These lice are transmited through:
-Intimate contact, including sexual intercourse.
-using the blankets, towels, sheets or clothing of people who have pubic lice.
-close hugging and kissing with someone with lice.
Signs and symptoms of this lice.
-Itching genital areas and anus.
-Lack of energy.
- Low grade fever.
-Irritability and inflammation caused by scratching.
-Pale bluish sports near the bite.
-Black powder in underwear.
-Small red bumps or sports on the skin.
One suffering from pubic lice have the following complications:
-Scratching can lead to an infestation such as impetigo.( Bacterial skin infection) or futunclosis( boils on the skin)
-Eyes infections, such as conjunctivitis, and eye inflammation,such as blepharitis can sometimes develop in your eyelashes have been infested with pubic lice.
-Untreated, long standing infestation can cause you generally feel unwell.
Risk factors of this lice include.
-Being sexually active.
-Having more than one partner.
-Having sexual relations with aperson who has an infestation. Shairing towels, Beddings, or clothings.
Its always recommended to shave your pubic hairs since when you sweat, it brings about accumulation of dirt which causes lice.
Ronald Kipkemoi Korir
Nairobi ( +16°) 15:42 11 May
Ruto will walker talker than before,
Uhuru Kenyatta openly provoke Ruto.
This is the closest the president has contemptuously dared Ruto.
Uhuru's middle finger is right in Ruto's nose.
Why would he want KANU to sit in house committee?
Recently we were told of Kitaeleweka invite for a breakfast meeting - did that miscarry?
Gideon - Uhuru included and everybody else ,even the dead - know he can't challenge Ruto.
This is like trying to dry lake Victoria using an expensive cup
Nonetheless Gideon hate for Ruto is unparalleled. Ruto took Gideon's birth right,a birth right Uhuru is trying to assist him reclaim.
Gideon if he'll ever be president, it'll be 2042.
The presidency is unlike sex whereby nowadays strangers meet,one is bought two tots of James Walker and the next minute " a woman is telling the man " You're the best thing that ever happened to me!"
Do you know what that best thing is - making love,unprotected sex with strangers.. End result? Regrets and wishes, uncertainties of Unwanted pregnancy and worse HIV/AIDS.
When did the presidency become a love affair brewed in a bar?
This exactly what Murathe, Kamanda or Mt Kenya kitchen cabinet advise Uhuru to do during their drinking escapades.
Uhuru is trying to do what Moi did.
Everything else has failed lifestyle audit,corruption, land grabbing, money laundering ,Echesa arms scandal and Kenei murder - which seems was coined in Statehouse but fizzled out - from then ever heard of Kinoti...the skunk is as silent as a pregnant slay queen.
Finally they're provoking the doyen.
They want Ruto to come and this is the point of departure for UHURUTO.
Uhuru's ratings will drop to a minus.
Some guys expose a president badly,this is one.
The only thing Uhuru should do as a leader is to stop this juvenile games and do the most honorable thing,sack Ruto or call for a snap election,Gideon as the running mate.
We're tired of games or Ruto was part of Jubilee agenda, genda five?
We know he can't. He only wants destruction of Ruto.
On many occasions we've heard Gideon say don't ever elect Ruto as your president.
So has Murathe, Atwoli and Kamanda.
Is Gideon Uhuru's surprise candidate?
Yes..so where's Raila and the handshake?
Or the slogan " Uhuru is too young to retire?"
I've always said Raila was born both a tragic fool and failure..small things excite Raila like a high school girls are easily carried.
Back to the drawing board to the enigma.
On the other hand,be assured ,as we buried Moi senior the other day - that same day Gideon's political future was buried as well.
The obituary will be read in 2022.
2022 will mark end of Moi's family political dominance.
Gideon came out as the only elected KANU leader from Baringo simply because it was a honor to Moi. It's like in Luo Nyanza where emotions are hyped " don't ashamed baba"
As for Kamket...
Kamket is the head dragon of banditry and cattle rustling - the lord of Tiaty Triangle, Monument of Shame in Rift Valley - Relief Food,Famine,Illiteracy and early marriages is associated with Tiaty
Malaria is a killer. Tiaty and Luo Nyanza share similarities..let no one fool you luo nyanza tops in literacy levels.
Let not those professors in Nairobi cheat you...we've MCA who can't speak English in Luo nyanza county assemblies.
Bring it on mama Ngina boy.
We'll use one Stone to kill two birds,Kenyatta and Moi families!
Nairobi ( +16°) 13:58 23 May
Sidika is the richest sociolite In Kenya.Just like every other person,our maragoli queen has her own story.If you met Vera Sidika today and later meet her throwback photos,you will be confident enough to refuse any relations between Vera and Veronica Sidika.She was a dark skinned luhya girl with a moderately big behind and broke.
She later started her career as a video vixen in several local music videos that helped her market herself locally.She then decided to go international and was seen with very influential and internationally recognized celebrities.She is even rumoured to have dated one Fetty Wap who is a very celebrated hip hop artist.
After a few global tours and when she had gathered enough money,Veronica Sidika is said to have paid a whooping 15 million Kenya Shillings just to get a butt surgery that changed it from big to humongous.She also changed her skin colour and became white.The skin surgery is also said to have caused her alot of money.
It was however a good deal for her since she has really grown in the showbiz industry and has gained alot of fans and followers on social media.She has many stores in town and many other businesses that have earned her enough money to be one of the most expensive sociolites in Kenya.
She hosts a show in one of the local TV stations and has also started her on show on Instagram where she feeds her fans with entertainment.She started small and has now built herself a name in the country's entertainment industry.The physical change is however too drastic to fathom.She is a completely different person from the vixen we used to see in the music videos around.
Nairobi ( +16°) 09:50 19 May
Dine With The Murayas- The Rise of DJ MO and Size 8
Timing. In each and every industry, changing with times can help you hit your target goals in real-time. Here, I'm talking about how DJ MO and Size 8 have defied the odds to reign as the celebrity couple who chase their dreams together.
Well, for those of you who know Kiambu Road, Edenville is a lavish estate to live in. Wait! You had it wrong there. Edenville is the former home estate of this lovely couple. Today, they reside in Lavington, in a maisonette they managed to purchase one year ago.
When it comes to the entertainment industry, grudge and beefs are the order of the day. Few hours ago, DJ MO posted a status on his Facebook account. This is what he said;
"Keep going until they create pseudo accounts to fight you, but their days are numbered. Wajanja wataelewa. This industry is small. Don't compete, complement."
The celebrity couple have achieved a lot together. What I fail to understand is, why would an artist work so hard for the downfall of another artist? How about being creative and pocket the 100 million shillings President Kenyatta set aside for artists?
If you're the one creating pseudo accounts to fight the Murayas, owe unto you. As they say, love is a beautiful thing. Both DJ MO and Size 8 are busy chasing awards. Grudges won't stop them. Join the System Unit, a deejay academy owned by the couple, and have a story to tell.
Nairobi ( +16°) 10:30 19 May
Dine With The Murayas Show- Updates
They say, Kenyans never disappoint. Recently, DJ MO and Size 8 made it public that they'll be airing a reality show- Dine with the Murayas- on NTV.
It's until yesterday that DJ MO posted on his Facebook account how artists are creating pseudo accounts to fight his move. Well, if you know the Gossip Mill Facebook Page, guess you have an idea what I'm about to say.
Gossip Mill Facebook Page is renowned for having polished investigation agents (Home-based FBI agents) who leave no stone unturned. The pseudo accounts are already working.
Anyway, aren't they hilarious?