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Bone No Flesh

Akpos was given a leave from his office, so he decided to go and spend the leave with his friend in America. On getting there, the friend took him out to see places and the last place he took him to was the zoo. In the zoo, they visited the lions' cage. Suddenly, his friend jumped inside the cage. Akpos, stunned, wondered why he did that, but when the lion approached his friend, he said "Bone,no flesh." The lion was disappointed when it heard this, turned back and went to sleep. Akpos couldn't believe what just happened and he said to himself that he must try this in Warri zoo. So when he came back to Nigeria, he went to the zoo in Warri and jumped inside the lion's cage. As the lion approached him slowly, he said with all confidence, "Bone,no flesh!". But to his surprise, the lion cheekily replied. "I go manage am

Mummy! Mummy!

A young boy rushed to his mother and told her excitedly, "Mummy, Mummy! Come quickly! There is a strange man playing with the house maid in her room!"His mother stood up in anger, "In my house?! Is this girl crazy?! God! If Akpos is saying the truth, I'm going to kill this girl today!"She stormed down the hall to confront the maid but when she got to the door, Akpos, who had been trying to play a joke on his mum screamed with glee, "April Fool Mum! It's only daddy playing with the housemaid!"

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